The Art of Porn Proofing
Ξ April 9th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Chat |
Celt’s parents are coming to visit us for a week. I am really looking forward to it because I love to have company! I got along great with my in laws so I love it when they come.
The only thing that is a drag about having them over is that we have to porn proof out apartment! Maybe you are wondering what I mean by that… Well since I do what I do for a living, I have a bunch of porn objects around the home… Porn movies, our own video tapes, sex toys, slutty lingerie, stripper shoes and dominatrix equipment! So when someone comes over that don’t know about our naughty lifestyle, well we have to put all those things away. So out comes the suitcases and I fill them up full of our porn stuff! I call it “Porn Proofing”.
Then we also have to clean up our computers because we know Celt’s parents are going to use them. For mine I just log on as a guest and hope they don’t know how to go sneak around but for Celt’s computer it is a little harder cause he has a MAC.
Fortunately we don’t have to porn proof too often since all my family already know what I do. So it is just when Celt’s friends and family come over. And that doesn’t happen too often since we don’t live anywhere near any of them… So anyway, now you know what I have been doing all day! lol