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Torture Chamber

Ξ December 12th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Chat |

I have been sick the past 10 days, I don’t remember if I mentioned it? I went to the doctor and I had bronchitis so I have been taking antibiotics and I will finish them tomorrow. I feel better now but I am not convinced that it is 100% gone.

While I was at the Urgent Care last week there was a young girl that went in before me. I was the only one left in the waiting room. I was reading a magazine when all the sudden I hear a terrifying scream coming from the exam room…! I mean it was so loud and so full of hurt that I swear I almost passed out! I had to stop reading and take deep breaths to try no to faint. I am not a weak person and I have fainted only once before in my life (from lack of oxygen while wearing an oxygen mask that wasn’t working during a photoshoot). But this scream really really grabbed me!

I could almost hear what they were saying but I could hear very well what the girl was screaming. She was yelling at the doctor to stop what he was doing, that it hurt so bad, that she couldn’t feel her ass anymore, she was begging for someone to tell her it was over, that it would stop soon, etc… Her mom was in there too and so was a nurse so I know the doctor wasn’t doing something stupid. Anyway when she left the room she was walking like someone just fucked her ass with a tree trunk. I heard the nurse say that it was the biggest one she has ever seen, that it sprayed all over the room. I don’t know what the hell it was but I am guessing that maybe she had bad hemorrhoids?

When the doctor took me in, I tried to joke with him about the torture chamber so he would tell me what this was all about but he stayed professional and said nothing. So I guess I will never know what that was all about but I was sure glad when the yelling stopped! It still took me about 30 minutes to get over the fainting feeling!

 

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