Night Time Masturbation & Gym
Ξ January 3rd, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Chat |
I slept alone last night because Celt was out of town for work. I woke up in the middle of the night because my legs were hurting from restless legs syndrome. You probably heard about it on TV or something, well it is a true syndrome cause I have it! It sucks!
When Celt is home and I can’t sleep at night because of my legs, he will rub them down and that usually helps enough that I can fall back asleep. There are only a few things that helps the pain: someone rubbing my legs down, sleeping and masturbating! So if I am home alone and I can’t sleep, then I have no choice and have to masturbate! That probably sounds like a great thing to you, but it really isn’t. I am not necessarily horny at that time, I am tired and want to sleep but I have to masturbate. You see, usually it is pleasant when you want to masturbate but it is a totally different story when you have to! But I did anyway and it worked and I went back to sleep.
It is kind of funny that when I research restless legs syndrome on the internet, they never mention that masturbating helps relieving the symptoms. HaHa!
Anyway so I went to the gym today for a little 4 miles run. The parking lot was so full! I had never seen it this packed! Of course this is due to all the people having “exercising, loose weight” as their New Year’s resolution. No worries my friends, 90% of them will be gone by next month and then I will be able to park the car by the door again! LOL